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Happy Mardi Gras! In honor of Fat Tuesday, I’m gonna make you all fat. I devised these bars for my friends so we could have some road trip snacks on the way to Mammoth, and they got devoured. It was almost scary. These are so wonderful and decadent and perfect in every way. They please cookie lovers, brownie lovers, chocolate lovers, and lovers of all things delicious. They’re so beautifully divine that I’m running out of adjectives to describe how luscious and exquisite they are. Seriously, don’t make me pull out a thesaurus and just trust me and make them right now.
Funny anecdote to reinforce how heavenly these are…
Upon tasting one, my friend told me that he would “wife me in a second.” That thought was so horrifying that I almost boycotted my own dessert on the spot, but if you’re looking for a marriage proposal, then this would probably be a good start.
Pick up your jaw and wipe the drool from your chin, and get in your kitchen now. Put on some oversized shades and a nondescript outfit, because your popularity is going to reach such heights that you won’t be able to pump gas or walk your dog without appearing in the next issue of People magazine.
Here we go…