Some of our most beloved things are black and white. Penguins, pandas, I Love Lucy reruns, Michael Jackson, zebras, Free Willy, dalmatians, dominoes, newspapers…oh wait, I just started naming everything I could think of that was black and white. Anyways, I think we can all agree that the #1 black and white thing is Milk’s Favorite Cookie. Who doesn’t love an oreo? Processed, sugary frosting stuff sandwiched between two crunchy things that taste vaguely like chocolate, which don’t even matter because we know everyone just licks off the filling and tosses the cookie part. Delicious.
Ehh well this is awkward, but it appears as though the oreo is being interrupted.
[Enter Kanye] “Yo, Nabisco, Imma let you finish, but Taylor made one of the best oreos of all time! Of all time!
Was that too much? Sorry, it’s just that when I ate these homemade oreos, that’s what happened in my head. These are guaranteed to make you happier, more attractive, more popular, and an all around better person. Oh, and they taste good. Like really, truly, mind blowingly, how-have-I-lived-my-whole-life-without-these good.
Without further ado, I bring you the…